This site exists for every single small business in America that got bulldozed, ignored, or insulted by the so-called Small Business Administration. You were promised support. You got red tape, silence, and chaos. We’re not here to “reform” the SBA. We’re here to drag them into the light and laugh at every miserable failure they've piled up since 2020.
This movement is driven by one thing: unfiltered, unapologetic rage. The kind of rage that only comes after sitting on hold for three hours, getting disconnected, and then told your case was closed because some bot couldn’t read a PDF. We lived it. We bled for it. And now we’re done playing nice.
LOL SBA is a war cry for every business that collapsed while the SBA threw billions at fraudulent shell companies. It’s for the honest owners who played by the rules and still got shafted. For the restaurant owners who lost everything, the barbers who couldn’t make rent, the single moms who got denied for typing their name one pixel off in an application.
They don't deserve forgiveness. They deserve a legacy of mockery. A trail of shame. A wall of receipts so big it haunts their boardroom meetings. That’s why this site exists.
We are not affiliated with any government agency. We don’t accept apologies, and we don’t water things down. This is LOL SBA. Welcome to the rage.