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RAGE AGAINST THE SBA
RAGE AGAINST THE SBA
Tired of being screwed by the Small Business Administration? You're not alone. This is where the rage lives. We expose the incompetence, corruption, and abuse from inside the SBA machine. We've got the receipts. You've got the stories.
January 2026: SBA Administrator Kelly Loeffler just dropped the hammer on Minnesota. Nearly 6,900 borrowers suspended for $400 MILLION in suspected PPP and EIDL fraud. These aren't small-time grifters - we're talking 7,900 fraudulent loans from a single state. Loeffler says every case goes to federal law enforcement. The kicker? The SBA's own watchdog estimated $200 BILLION in potentially fraudulent COVID loans nationwide. Minnesota is just the beginning.
Former SBA loan officer Rena Barrett pled guilty (Aug 2025) for $550K in fraudulent COVID loans. Blueacorn co-founder Stephanie Hockridge convicted for tens of millions in fake PPP applications. 14 arrested in May 2025 for $25M+ COVID relief fraud scheme.
DOJ uncovered $550 million fraud scheme in 8(a) program. December 2025: SBA ordered all 4,300 contractors to produce three years of financial records or face losing eligibility.
January 6, 2026: The SBA just signed a $300,000 contract with data analytics giant Palantir for a "Fraud Prevention Pilot and Bootcamp." This is Palantir's first-ever public agreement with the SBA. Translation: They're finally bringing in the big guns to hunt down the billions in stolen COVID money. The 90-day pilot runs through April. If it works, expect nationwide fraud prosecutions to explode.
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