The uncensored truth about SBA failures, EIDL disasters, PPP fraud, and government accountability.
Every few months, some Congressional committee hauls SBA leadership in for a "hearing" about the COVID fraud disaster, the loan processing failures, or the latest embarrassment. The senators ask...
The Office of Inspector General is supposed to be the SBA's internal cop. They audit programs, investigate fraud, and issue reports that hold the agency accountable. And to their credit, the OIG has...
I know you think we're just numbers on a spreadsheet. Delinquent accounts to be processed. Recovery targets to be met. Metrics to be optimized. But I need you to understand something: we are human...
Ever tried to upload a document to an SBA portal and felt like you were sending a fax to the Titanic? Ever wondered why a simple loan application takes longer to process than it took to build the...
You think this is bad? The threatening letters, the Treasury offsets, the dead-end customer service calls? My friend, this isn't the storm. This is just the sky turning a funny color. The real...
You know what's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed slowly, repeatedly, by someone who keeps apologizing while they twist the knife. That's exactly what calling SBA customer service feels...
So, you're drowning. The EIDL loan that was supposed to be a life raft has become an anchor, and the SBA's collection goons are circling. Then you see it—a glimmer of hope. The "Hardship...
You remember that feeling of relief? That first deep breath you took when your EIDL loan finally hit the bank in the middle of the pandemic? For a fleeting moment, it felt like the government...
Remember the Small Business Administration during COVID? Of course you do. Unless you were in a coma or lucky enough to be on a yacht funded by PPP fraud, you probably experienced the same thing the...
I thought the Small Business Administration was supposed to help people. You know, like mom-and-pop shops and dreamers with an Etsy side hustle. Instead, they bent me over and took turns eating my...
Dealing with the SBA isn't just frustrating, it's like watching a brick try to do calculus. These people are so mentally backwards it's honestly impressive. They've transcended basic incompetence and...