The uncensored truth about SBA failures, EIDL disasters, PPP fraud, and government accountability.
Just when you thought customer service couldn't get any worse, the Trump administration announced that the SBA is cutting 43% of its workforce - approximately 2,700 positions. That's almost half the...
I got my hands on what I can only assume is a leaked copy of the SBA's internal employee handbook. Okay, fine, I made it up. But based on their actual behavior, this is clearly what it says:
In a stunning development that has rocked the bureaucratic world, sources confirm that the Small Business Administration has officially discovered fire. The agency, which previously believed the warm...
We need to talk. I've spent more time with you than I have with most of my family members. At this point, you're less of a song and more of a recurring nightmare set to a smooth jazz beat.
In a bold move to address their massive application backlog, the Small Business Administration announced today that they will be implementing a "Hunger Games" style approach to loan processing. Under...
As an experiment, I asked ChatGPT to simulate running the Small Business Administration for a day. The AI, which is designed to be helpful and literally cannot feel emotions, gave up after reviewing...
I tried to understand the SBA's organizational structure. I have a PhD in systems analysis and 20 years of experience in organizational design. After three weeks of research, I can confirm: the SBA's...
Here's something that should make your blood boil on this fine December morning. While the SBA claims they don't have the resources to process your loan modifications, handle your appeals, or...
Happy Thanksgiving, fellow sufferers. While you're sitting around the table trying to explain to your relatives why your business went under, let me share a recipe that the SBA has been perfecting...
You want to know how we know the SBA is corrupt to its core? Because the people who worked there and tried to fix it got destroyed. There are dozens of former SBA employees who tried to blow the...
Everyone's so focused on the EIDL disaster that they're missing the slow-motion trainwreck happening right now with the SBA's flagship lending program. The 7(a) loan program, which is supposed to be...
Every SBA press release, every public statement, every congressional testimony starts with the same tired phrase: "We're here to help America's small businesses." It's printed on their website. It's...